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Beer Mile Fail

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

I’ve heard about and seen pictures and videos of beer miles across the country for a while now, but had never done one and was definitely on my athletic bucket list. So when Kim sent me an invite, I jumped at the chance.

There are a lot of rules, but here is the breakdown:

  • Chug a beer, run a lap on 1/4 mile track.
  • Repeat 4 times
  • Beer must be at least 5% alcohol
  • Puke before the finish line and you get a penalty lap.

I didn’t have any huge expectations, but at least was hoping for a respectable MOP performance. I didn’t now what to expect, and didn’t really have a strategy. I pondered over proper beer choice the week before and finally settled on Bud Heavy.

Saturday night, the crowd gathers in the bleachers just after sunset and after some muddling around, everyone stacks up their 4 beers on the edge of the track and wait for time to be called.

GO!

Everyone simultaneously cracks open their beers and starts chugging. It goes down smooth, sorta. As each person finishes their first beer, they head off on their lap. I was somewhere towards the back and immediately pass Kim who finished chugging her beer just before mine.

And then the burping started. The sort of burps that could knock the shoes off of my feet and set off a few car alarms. Surprisingly, the 12 oz of suds in my stomach didnt seem to slow me down too much. I was holding 8:30-ish pace and felt pretty good, especially after I release some gas.

Second beer: NOT as smooth as the first. I legitimately thought that I was going to throw up. As an avid beer consumer, the disappointment in my performance started here and only got worse. Once I was able to squeeze out some more window-shattering belches, I felt INSTANTLY better. Kim passed me back, I lost a few more places and the race continued.

The third and fourth beers were more of the same. Run, chug, urge to puke, cover mouth, belch, relief, chug, run as fast as I can. Pain. It was just plain ugly. For a guy that had only once since the ironman a month ago and had consumed plenty of beer in that time, I was very surprised and confused that running was somehow my strength (in comparison to my poor chugging abilities).

Each lap was slower than the next and I crossed the line somewhere around 12:37 (but I can’t really remember). The worst part? DFL.

Yeah, I was the caboose on this beer chugging train. NOT proud of that at all. Needless to say, this won’t be my last beer mile because I HAVE to improve on my crap-ass performance. If I can practice  belching, I think I’ll be in much better shape. That was definitely my biggest obstacle, and one I was not anticipating at all.

Oh yeah, and chugging four beers in under 15 minutes and being stone-cold sober is a little strange, but when my BAC eventually caught up with my stomach, I was one sloppy puppy.

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Amica 19.7 Sprint Race Report

Monday, September 27th, 2010

In the spirit of my first sprint triathlon in 4 years, I am going to try to make this race report as abbreviated as possible.

Amica 19.7 Triathlon: Newport, RI

.5 mile swim | 16.1 mile run | 3.1 mile run

Less than two weeks of recovery since Cedar Point and only one 2.5 mile run since then. And my quads were screaming the whole time.

Low expectations except for the fact that I was racing against Sam’s family. I know all the guys had secret aspirations to take down the newly-minted Ironman. I had no plans on letting them win.

Pre-race dinner with Sam’s family and playing with their dog. It decided it was done with play time and decided to use my hand as a chew toy, shredding my forefinger. Lots of blood and while cleaning out the wound and making guesses on the need for stitches, I passed out cold. Apparently having a low resting HR makes you more likely to pass out.

I texted pictures of the damage to my dad (an ER doctor) and he gave me the green light to race. Sam was freaking out and worried, as any good girlfriend would be, but I was psyched.

Time to finish up the 2010 triathlon season.

amica 19.7 newport

Race morning:

Wild wind and surf that would make for a better day of surfing than swimming. Swim: canceled.

Replaced by a .25 mile beach (quicksand) beach run. The faster I tried to run, the slower I felt like I was going.

1:25

T1 – 1:22

Bike:

Passing newbies with no understanding of what side of the road to ride on was less than entertaining, but I took it one rider at a time and picked ‘em off.

Distracted volunteer directed me the wrong way. Short detour adding on .25 miles. Angry, but ultimately it was still my fault.

Quads feeling strong, but still not at full strength. Kept on crankin’ through some more windy conditions.

Time – 48:56 (19.71 mph)

T2 – 1:12

Run:

Solid pace, but just couldn’t pick up the pace. Ran out of gears so I just kept focusing of a fast turnover. Picked off 2 or 3 runners, but no one else was in sight ahead of me and no one was gaining on me from behind. Kept on cranking.

Time – 21:41 (6:58 min/mile)

amica 19.7 newport

Psyched with somehow managing a sub-7 pace despite not having done any significant speed work since June.

Not too shabby for two weeks post-ironman.

Total Time – 1:14:35

And I beat all of Sam’s family, but most importantly, I got to cheer on Sam as she started and finished her run. She was part of a relay that was the last wave to start.

She rocked it and looked like a champ crossing the finish line, nailing a new PR by 1:19. HUGE!

Proudest. Boyfriend. Ever.

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Rev3 Cedar Point: Race Report

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Race morning had officially arrived. After a surprisingly good sleep, I was up, hit the bathroom and downed a bottle of EFS and some Clif Shot Bloks.

I decided that the whole day was going to be focused on two main ideas:

  1. Take the whole day one mile at a time
  2. Enjoy every mile of my only first Ironman

Those two mantras would end up driving me for the next 140.6 miles.

rev3 cedar point

Other than a minor pre-dawn freakout in transition area. I was able to keep a pretty level head as I set up my bike, organized my transition area and filled up my nutrition bottles. I was pretty happy and surprised with my attitude. I’ve been a LOT more nervous for a LOT shorter races.

I’m not sure what it was, but I was just ready to race, get out there and start tearing up the course.

Heading over to the swim start and patiently waiting for the gun to go off. Sam was an amazing sherpa and helped me stay cool calm and collected up until the second I had to leave her and dive head first into the water. Just as I was starting to head through the start gate, she handed me her cell phone. It was my mom calling from Connecticut to give me some last minute last minute well wishes. Hearing how proud she was of me to just have made it to the start line brought such a big smile to my face that I couldn’t even muster up any response beyond “Thanks Mom!” before I handed the phone back to Sam and pointed myself towards shore and the start of the race.

Rev3 Cedar Point

Rev3 Cedar Point

Swim:

The plan was to keep it nice and relaxed and not to threaten the race before I even headed out on the bike. All of the FullRev athletes (about 450 of us) went off in one big mass start. No matter how far back you hung in the pack, you were bound to run into some people. I landed some unintentional kicks an punches and took my share as well, but it eventually spread out and allowed me to focus on keeping an even pace and smooth form instead of dodging kicks to the scull.

Rev3 Cedar Point The first loop went pretty smoothly. I even had to pee and just let it rip instead of waiting until I was out on the bike. I’d peed in my wetsuit plenty of times before, but never while actually swimming. It was always while standing in the water waiting for the gun to go off.

I figured it was a good sign that I started the race well hydrated. It is good to know the digestive system is working and doing its thing, even if nature calls when I’m only 1 mile into the race.

First loop: 41:17 (2:08/100 m)

The second loop was a little more of the same. My arms felt strong all the way through and I was having a blast. Nature even called AGAIN! I didn’t even feel like I was drinking a ton on race morning, but just like the first time, I just went with it. My pace did slow a little bit, but I exited the water feeling awesome. My time was right in the middle of my prediction and I was psyched to start the bike.

Rev3 Cedar PointIronman Swim Exit

See? I’m even turning around to smile and wave to Sam as I exit the water. I told you I was having a blast out there.

Second loop: 43:19 (2:15/100 m)

Total swim time: 1:24:36

Bike:

rev3 cedar pointI didn’t have any major expectations for the bike. I knew that it was probably going to be my strongest sport of the day. I just wanted to get out there, hold a nice even pace and start the run feeling good.

The course was WAY flatter than anywhere I’d ever raced, but it was also WAY windier than anywhere I’d ever raced so it was tough for me to make any sort of average speed expectations. I just went out there and did my thang.

The bike started with plenty of drinking straight water to make sure that my stomach stayed as happy as it was during the swim and was processing whatever I threw down my gullet. The first bike pee came around mile 25 and I was as happy as a clam.

As we made a turn and headed West, I started FLYING. I had a nice tailwind and a nice clean stretch of flat road ahead of me. It was beautiful. I was cruising at between 22 and 23 mph and barely working for it.

Revolution 3 triathlon

That was until I took the next turn at around mile 35. From then on it was a constant battle with the wind. No matter where the course turned, it felt like the wind was following me. No matter how aero I tried to get, I was constantly battling the wind. Doing 13 mph (and working hard for it) on a nice flat even road definitely puts things into perspective after ticking off all of those miles at 22 mph with a tail wind.

I figured there was nothing I could do about the wind and just kept an even effort level. Eat, breathe, drink, pee and repeat. The course was beautiful and I tried to just soak it in as much as I could.

I got off the bike happy with how things went and psyched to slip on my Saucony Paramounts and start running.

Time: 6:14:43 (17.93 pmh)

Rev3 Cedar Point

Snuck a little good luck chat with Sam before heading into the changing tent and off on the marathon.

Run:

I threw on my run gear, filled up my water bottle and headed out on my way.

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rev3 cedar pointMy run plan was to sip on just water for the first 20-30 minutes until my HR settled and I could start taking in calories without letting my stomach seize up. Those first three miles felt great and I was slowly ticking off the miles at a nice even pace.

At around the mile 3 mark, I tore open my EFS Liquid Shot flask and took tiny sips each  20 minutes. Unfortunately, that didn’t last too long. By mile 6 I realized that all the water that I was sipping on was just sloshing around in my gut. Crap. I wasn’t really pushing the pace, so the only real decision to make was to start walking. It was MUCH sooner in the marathon than I had expected to have to walk, but I knew that I didn’t have the strength to grit and bear it through another 20 miles of running without being able to absorb a single carb, electrolyte or ounce of water.

Miles 6-10 were slow and painful and included a lot of walking but eventually I could feel my stomach emptying and the next trip to the port-o-potty was by far my favorite of the day. It was an awesome sign that my stomach was functioning again and taking in the goodies I was tossing  down.

My run performance was quickly turning out to be way less spectacular than I had hoped, but it was cool. I run walked and made some friends along the way. Meredith’s husband Dave caught up to me and we ran together for a while for a while before he left me in the dust. Then I ran by some girls at an aid station and over heard them say “What, you aren’t going to complement him on his butt?” They definitely didn’t think that I heard them so I caught them off guard when I stopped, struck a pose and called out “What, nothing?!”

After getting their approval, I proceeded to knock off the rest of the marathon, mile by mile. My pace got slower and slower and my quads were increasing amounts of pain, but I kept on ticking off the miles. Let me tell you, I’ve never big a big fan of all that random stuff that they have at aid stations. I’m usually just a gel and sports drink kind of guy, but a cup of grapes at mile 20 of an ironman marathon may be one of the most delicious things I’ve ever tasted.

For the last few miles, I made a new friend from Louisville, KY and we chatted it up, took run/walk breaks together and kept on moving forward. I can’t remember his name, but having him next to me for those last miles was perfect. It helped distract myself from my legs as they slowly disintegrated beneath me.

Rev3 cedar point triathlon

As I approached the finish line, I really had no idea how I’d react. To be perfectly honest, I was an emotional roller coaster and thought that it was entirely possible that I’d cross the line sobbing like a baby with tears streaming from my face. Or maybe I’d have some triumphant primal scream as I tore past the finish line.

In reality, I was too busy being being just plain excited to think about anything else. I wasn’t thinking about all the hard training sessions that it took to get me there. I wasn’t thinking about all of the people that helped me get there. I wasn’t thinking about all the things that I did right and all the things that I did wrong during the race. I wasn’t thinking about how my legs were screaming in pain and could barely take another step without having me trip and fall over myself.

I wasn’t even thinking about anything as I crossed the line. It was just elated. Huge smile. My mind was just blank, enjoying the physical experience of finishing my first ironman. I think there were just so many possible thoughts rushing thought my head that my mind just shut them down and forced out one gigantic smile.

All is good.

I broke the tape and was immediate surrounded by a hand full of my Trakkers teammates and found Sam waiting just outside the finisher’s area. I shuffled my way over to her and gave her a gigantic hug. Two seconds later we got a call from my mom who was watching me finish on the live video feed. While it sucked not having her there, it was awesome knowing that she was able to track me all day with my Trakkers GPS device (until the battery ran out just before the end of the bike) and watch me live as I crossed the line.

rev3 cedar pointTriathlon Finish LineMy chip didn’t register over the finish line, so I’m still not 100% sure on my time. I’m guessing that it is somewhere around 13:24, but I’m not all that concerned about it.
I did miss going sub-13:00 like I was secretly hoping for, but I’m not letting it get to me. I handled the obstacles that were thrown my way really well and that is all that I could ask for.

So in the end did I enjoy every mile of my first ironman? Heck yes!

Will I do another one?! Yell yeah! (but just not next year)

This year was filled with tons of epic training adventures, but far more time away from my friends, family and girlfriend than I would have liked. I’ll be definitely returning to the iron distance sometime in the future, but I’m looking forward to some shorter races where it’ll be much easier to balance racing and the rest of life.

Rev3 Cedar Point

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Cedar Point FullRev: Pre-Race

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Rev3 Cedar Point

10 years of dreaming, four years of racing, nine months of training and 12 hours of driving later, I arrived at Cedar Point amusement park, the site of my first iron distance triathlon.

HELLO SANDUSKY, OHIO!

I rolled in to town on Friday afternoon so that I’d have plenty of time to get all my gear set up and organized so I’d have as little as possible to do the day before the race. As I checked into my hotel room, a nice big FedEx was waiting for me, a brand new set of Zipp 606′s for race day thanks to Race Day Wheels. Doesn’t Victoria look pretty with her new hoops?   I love how they look and love how they ride even more. Now if they weren’t so damn expensive and I could afford to own them instead of just rent them…

Blue cervelo zipp

Next up on the schedule was some last minute nutrition advice from the man behind the kick-ass nutrition that I’ve been fueling up with all year, Robert Kunz. It is great having him sponsor the team and being able to pick his brain with last minute race advice. He is a wicked smaht dude. It was a big confidence boost getting a little bit of extra validation that my nutrition plan for race day was solid.

Cedar Point Nutrition

And of course, a road trip to the roller coaster capital of the world just wouldn’t be right without some good ‘ol fashioned adrenaline pumping speed. I figured it wasn’t a good idea to attempt riding any coasters on the day before the race, so I got in as many as I could back-to-back on Friday night.

Team TrakkersWith some of my Trakkers teammates heading into the park.

This one was by far my favorite. Simple, but awesome.

Top Thrill DragsterTop Thrill Dragster: 0-125 mph then STRAIGHT up

Sunday morning brought some more team duties volunteering at the practice swim and handing out SBR Sports products. The ladies were armed with Tri-Slide and offering to lube up anyone who would take ‘em. Seriously, who would turn down this classy bunch of athletes?

Trakkers Rev3

The swim itself was pretty insane. It was really windy and the chop on the water was some of the worst I’d every swam in. It felt like I was back on the roller coasters. Dolphin diving through the surf was fun, but once you got out into the water, it was a big challenge just to time my breathing at the top of each wave and sight the next buoy let alone keep any sort of reasonable pace.

The weather report said that the wind was going to shift and calm down, but nothing is guaranteed. Thankfully the Rev3 folks had a backup swim plan so it wouldn’t turn into a duathlon, because if race day conditions were like Saturday, there would be a lot of DNFs before people even made it to T1.

The thing is that I was pretty excited for the possibilities of a really rough swim. Instead of scary, I figured that it would be epic. Actually nothing at all that day got my nerves giong. I was pretty cool, calm and collected the whole time. For less than 24 hours away from the biggest race I had ever attempted, I was pretty surprised .

That was at least until I started organizing my special needs bags. I don’t know if it was that it was a big enough signal to make it all feel real or that I’d never done a race long enough to need special needs bags, but I was freaking out BIG TIME. Pacing around the room, moving stuff aimlessly from one pile to another, talking out loud to myself, the whole 9. Thankfully Sam was there to help calm me down and that was my first and only pre-race freak out.

After kicking my feet up, a chicken dinner and plenty of hydration with EFS, it was bed time.

Up next, the full race report.

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