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Friday, March 9th, 2012
Two weeks ago, I went spent a few days in NY and NJ for work and managed to bring back a nasty cold with me. I even vividly remember walking past a well dressed old man by Penn Station whose mother apparently never taught him about covering his mouth when he coughed. My cough would sound exactly like his two days later.
I shake my fist in the air in your general direction. You’ll get what is coming to you.
It shut down my training completely, and I lost a TON of sleep due to a constant flow of snot from my face and relentless coughing that didn’t care what combination of drugs I tried to attack it with. Coach Hirsch put me on the bench until further notice.
Only two days ago did I actually start to feel normal again and gently eased back into training. I’ve still had to use my sweat towel on the bike trainer to catch some last remnants of bloody snot dripping from my face, but I can safely say that I’m 95% over it.

Now that the doctor and Hirshey gave me the green light to jump back into training, you’d think I’d be jumping for joy and itching to put my training plan in a strangle hold, but I’m not. Not even a little bit. Apparently two weeks is enough time to completely lose your training motivation. I had a nice routine going, but now it is completely gone. Blurg.
Making it (slightly) worse is that I recovered from the cold JUST IN TIME for my Master’s swim meet on Saturday – meaning I can’t even try to force myself back into a rhythm. Gottta stay fresh for the meet! The silver lining is that aside from some possible muscle atrophy (kidding…hopefully) I’m as fresh as a daisy! The highest my heart rate has gotten in the last two weeks has been when I had to run into another room to grab a tissue and prevent a river of goobers from covering my face. (Note to self – make sure I warm up extra and remind myself how to swim before the race.)
Needless to say, any expectations of stellar performances at the meet tomorrow have been thrown aside. Thankfully, other than my two week hiatus, the last 2.5 months have seen some pretty solid and frequent swim sessions. It’ll be interesting to see how much of that stuck with me.
I can hope, but at the very least, this weekend will be a complete shit show – and absurdly entertaining if I forget how to swim all together.
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