Putting Bees On Notice
Saturday, July 30th, 2011
I had a solid swimbikerun session this morning and was cruising along on my bike, following strict HR orders from Coach Hirsch when… BAM!
A kamikaze bee tries to take me out through a gap in my armor (my helmet vent) and lands a direct hit right on the front of my head.
I haven’t been stung in at least 10 years and it hurts just as much as i remembered. I slammed on the breaks, tore off my helmet and try to find the ninja attacker so I can have my revenge but he was gone as fast as he arrived.

Normally, I am a big fan bees. They pollinate flowers so I can have fruits and veggies and they make delicious honey that I love to put on everything. The also make Sam freak out when they come near her and keep me highly entertained.
But this undeclared bee war on my scalp has not gone unnoticed. You hear that bees? I have OFFICIALLY put you on notice. You join the list with bike drafters, elementary back stroke lane swimmers, the French TV car driver that tried to take out Hoogerland and Jennifer Lopez (she knows full well what she did).
As for the rest of you, you better be on your beat behavior. The On Notice list always has room for one more.
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